Post by Queen Ludicra on Dec 31, 2006 15:49:44 GMT -5
1.The Three Billy Goats Gruff are not allowed on this board under any condition. If you turn out to be one of the the three, you will be banned immediatley if you are the big one, and we will of course eat the other two, because there is no way we will fall for that stupid trick again.
2. Goats left on threads unguarded are fair game to any other troll.
3. You may steal someones goat, but don't blame us if they clobber you over it.
4. Absolutely under no conditions are you allowed to borrow any of our stuff. Should you try you will be banned without warning.
5. Don't piss off Anyanka.
6. If another troll makes you cry, don't whine to us, we seriously don't care.
7. We offer no protection from the acts of other trolls.
8. Non trollish acts are strictly forbidden. If you shouldn't comply to this rule, we will smash your head in with our hammer.
9. Bam and Bean ships are the only ships you are allowed to ship.
10. If you spill your much hearty grog on one of the threads then that's your loss.
11. We can change these rules at time and add as many as we want because we hold the power. So hah!
12. We get dibs on any plunder.
2. Goats left on threads unguarded are fair game to any other troll.
3. You may steal someones goat, but don't blame us if they clobber you over it.
4. Absolutely under no conditions are you allowed to borrow any of our stuff. Should you try you will be banned without warning.
5. Don't piss off Anyanka.
6. If another troll makes you cry, don't whine to us, we seriously don't care.
7. We offer no protection from the acts of other trolls.
8. Non trollish acts are strictly forbidden. If you shouldn't comply to this rule, we will smash your head in with our hammer.
9. Bam and Bean ships are the only ships you are allowed to ship.
10. If you spill your much hearty grog on one of the threads then that's your loss.
11. We can change these rules at time and add as many as we want because we hold the power. So hah!
12. We get dibs on any plunder.